"Greetings, my loyal fans! It is I, Ruff Ruffman—animated host extraordinaire, now tragically stuck in low-budget 2D—and I am BACK for an extra-special, definitely-not-a-desperate-one-time-thing reboot of FETCH! This time for all you adults out there! I’ve dragged former FETCHer Shreya and GBH Intern Holly away from their precious smartphones to navigate the perilous streets of Boston and NYC completely offline, guided only by physical maps, raw instinct, and GBH transportation guru Jeremy Siegel. Watch now—because your views are literally the only thing keeping my boss from canceling me again, and if this works, we're bringing the show back for real... and taking over grown-up television!"
